a canadian welcome

When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.

ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome

by Mathiens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 27, 2017

Canadian native

A group of fake natives who claim to be real. But only know how to eat maple syrup and snow cones

Canadian natives shouldn't be allowed in native american facebook groups.

by Lulzkr3w July 01, 2018

Canadian legwarmer

Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.

Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.

by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian Pogo

The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.

Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.

by Guble September 19, 2022

canadian shot

To take a shot of maple syrup.

Mark put syrup in a shot glass and drank it, therfore he took a canadian shot.

by JChickenTenders October 08, 2015

Canadian dustbuster

Giving any wild animal a blowjob

Do you want to go give that Moose a Canadian dustbuster, Eh

by Hecooliguess April 17, 2016

Canadian jack

Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one

Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack

by Ghettogodfather March 18, 2017