I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

coke can cocktail 

A drink mixed directly into a soft drink can. For example, if you're making a rum and coke or a jack and coke, drink some of the coke, then pour the liquor directly into the can. Then, other people think you're just having a soda. Ideal for situations where you'd need to camouflage your drinking.

Dude, I'm going to this party and EVERYONE there is against drinking, so there won't be any booze. It's cool though, 'cause i'm bringing my flask and I'll be coke can cocktailing the whole time!

coke can cocktail by Kurt Heuer May 25, 2008

I can quit any time I want to 

I'm addicted (to it) and I'm in denial.

I'm not an alcoholic! I can quit any time I want to.

I can quit any time I want to by NykeYoung January 5, 2011

Ass Can 

n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.

Johnny likes doggie, reverse cowboy and to ass can when getting his rocks off with Jill.

Ass Can by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

I can't take it anymore!

When, quite literally, a person is pissed off so bad that they cannot mentally, emotionally, or physically (teehee @ pun) take it anymore.

K': You're such a fuck up. I think you fail at life. You're the biggest loser I've ever met. Your IQ is the equivalent to an apple.

Random Girl: ZOMG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STOP INSULTING ME BEFORE I SNIP YOUR BABY CARROT OFF!

I can't take it anymore! by Iconoklastic~ February 24, 2010

i can't believe it's not butterface 

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....

"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."

i can't believe it's not butterface by Kyle JC January 13, 2008

Shower in a can 

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

Shower in a can by Al January 26, 2005