classroom boner

A classroom boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he's standing to recite something during school.

I got a classroom boner today in English class!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

lady boner

Literally a boner that trans ladies get.

"Why did that person say lady boner when they don't even have a cock?"
"Yeah I don't know but think I'm going to go fap to porn with my lady boner~"

by Syldra109 October 11, 2013

raging boner

When you get a super erect penis when your mad

Guy 1:That Damn Mat h teacher gave me a f on my recent math test Guy 2: Ikr she did too Guy 1:It gave me such a raging boner Guy:2:Oh Umm wow... Tmi?

by cobaltgeo May 30, 2016

boner breath

The unbarable stale stench on a girls breath after she is done sucking your dong and hairy man balls.

Dale- Fuck no I'm not going to kiss you until you brush your fuckin teeth!

Sally- why not?

Dale- because you just got done bobbing my knob and now you got Boner Breath!!!!!

by P-mohr September 30, 2005

Boner Doner

The hottest girl who makes men hard

"Did you see Katie last night?"
"Yeah dude she's such a boner doner!"

by repukus October 7, 2011

Boner Rip

Something common at the University of Oregon where inbetween football games and going out for the night you get a strong erection that needs attention and can only be described as ripping your boner.

Hey, I'll meet you at the bar later. After watching those cheerleaders at the game I need a good Boner Rip before I go out!

by Watchin Timmy Throw Strikes September 16, 2010

spicey boner

The act of rubbing tobasco sauce on one's boner in order to make it spicey.

Will bought some tobasco to get spicey boners.

by lordcooterblood July 30, 2008