classroom boner

A classroom boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he's standing to recite something during school.

I got a classroom boner today in English class!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

lady boner

Literally a boner that trans ladies get.

"Why did that person say lady boner when they don't even have a cock?"
"Yeah I don't know but think I'm going to go fap to porn with my lady boner~"

by Syldra109 October 11, 2013

raging boner

When you get a super erect penis when your mad

Guy 1:That Damn Mat h teacher gave me a f on my recent math test Guy 2: Ikr she did too Guy 1:It gave me such a raging boner Guy:2:Oh Umm wow... Tmi?

by cobaltgeo May 30, 2016

boner breath

The unbarable stale stench on a girls breath after she is done sucking your dong and hairy man balls.

Dale- Fuck no I'm not going to kiss you until you brush your fuckin teeth!

Sally- why not?

Dale- because you just got done bobbing my knob and now you got Boner Breath!!!!!

by P-mohr September 30, 2005

Boner Doner

The hottest girl who makes men hard

"Did you see Katie last night?"
"Yeah dude she's such a boner doner!"

by repukus October 7, 2011

Boner Rip

Something common at the University of Oregon where inbetween football games and going out for the night you get a strong erection that needs attention and can only be described as ripping your boner.

Hey, I'll meet you at the bar later. After watching those cheerleaders at the game I need a good Boner Rip before I go out!

by Watchin Timmy Throw Strikes September 16, 2010

Batman Boner

You take a girl paragliding and instead of giving her a parasail you throw her off the gliff, glide down and safe her from certain death and proceed to fuck her in the air.

Guy: Hey wanna go parasailing?
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover

by iamtdean October 6, 2011