Dick Asshole 

Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.

"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"

Dick Asshole by aclockwork3 July 16, 2008

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time by eda-skip October 15, 2021

urban asshole

A freaking annoying guy/girl who regurgitates definition he has stolen on other websites (usually wikipedia, see wikitarded) using copy/paste on urban dictionary. Most of the time, they haven't even read what they are copying. They don't care, they just want to look smart. Obviously, those people don't understand the concept of urban dictionary (wich is inventing or defining slang words in my opinion)

I was looking at the definition for queen but I abandonned because a bunch of urban assholes were there before me and had copy/pasted their whole biography and discography. DAMN I HATE THOSE URBAN ASSHOLES

urban asshole by Carl Wetbush April 1, 2008

paper asshole

1. Fucking jerk
2. A person who thinks they are so much more important than someone else.
3. A person who thinks that they are above any laws or order.
4. Alternate meaning- fucking asshole.

If you are a paper asshole we know who you are, but because you are a paper asshole you have no idea how much of an asshole you are because, you are a, paper asshole. Hey all you paper assholes, we know who you are and you cant hide you pricks!

1. That guy in my office is a real paper asshole.

2. I cant believe that woman just cut me in line for tickets, she is a real paper asshole.

3. Hello police... yes this is Mike Jones from Oak St, there is a paper asshole in a blue volvo driving up the street at ridiculous speeds. Yes sir, we will respond and beat the shit out of that paper asshole immidiately.

paper asshole by Cheppo July 12, 2006

Urban Dictionary Asshole 

One who would maniacally or sadistically downvote any new entries on a daily basis, by clicking on the contributor’s username, even before they are publicly accessible under the search engine, or would have them deleted.

Since last December, some Urban Dictionary asshole has been downvoting every recently approved entries submitted by MathPlus a dozen times every day—it’s high time the Urban Dictionary squad look into this terrorist attack, by exposing the suspected Islamist or Trump perpetrator.

Urban Dictionary Asshole by MathPlus January 3, 2019

stupid asshole shit 

A term that is even worse than "stupid asshole".

"Steve, you're a stupid asshole!"
"Yeah, well you're a stupid asshole shit!"

stupid asshole shit by Jorge14SD February 16, 2008

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

talking like a man with a paper asshole by Plumbob November 15, 2013