Shit cunt

Someone with the job title of “tree preservation officer”

I had to ask this shit cunt if I could build my house and he told me I can’t shave a few twigs off my trees. Utter shit cunt

by SickC January 4, 2023

shitted feets

fitted sheets

Shitted feets arr impiratical for hotel use.

by arrrmatey2 September 4, 2022

Shit-Swapping

The act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.

Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!

by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018

Shit

Emoji movie.

i just watched the emoji movie, it was shit.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Shit Goblet

For a special kind of Arsehole

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet”

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025

Shit

Your probably shitting as you read this

Guy 1. Shit
Kid1 don’t say that

by My cat might be a alien January 30, 2020

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018