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Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.
Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.
by Arakdiel April 28, 2023
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Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee
Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!
by Funktacular February 9, 2023
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robot shit

Empty (spent) nitrous oxide canisters, 'whippits', or cream bulbs often discarded and left lying around on the ground at music festivals or technivals where this is a popular drug of choice. The term originated from the observation that they resemble the faeces of robots, being both metallic and the shape of a passed stool.
Wow those guys must have had a big night last night, there's robot shit all around their tent!
by bdooofer January 12, 2016
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Flipin its shit

When an object wildly and gayly flips out by means of skeeting in an animal such as humans face to the point where it goes into the state of erection and has cardiac arrest...followed by the arrestment of his gay dick dong.
Dude did you just see that...that bat was flipin its shit
by >?skeet July 22, 2006
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A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
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Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed
One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023
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Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped
Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.
by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024
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