Southern University 

Southern University is Champions

Man Southern Won tha Championship and LSU aint shit..

Southern University by @_@Rapster January 29, 2004

Bentley University 

An institution of higher learning well known for strong business programs, an arrogant/psuedo-intellectual student body and what appears to be an obsession with Bryant/Bentley comparisons.

Person A: You go to Bentley University?
Person B: Yeah, naturally, I am a genius after all.
Person A: Um...you go to Bentley....

Bentley University by CofeyWasHere April 25, 2011

Boston University

NYU and BC rejects. Both schools have much lower acceptance rates than BU, are recognized as more prestigious, and get more individual persons into good graduate programs, which is sad since BC is a fraction of the size of BU. Recognized nationally in sciences and math as much less prestitious and difficult than Harvard, MIT, Tufts, and BC.

The Wall Street Journal ranks numerous schools-- sometimes schools with less than 10% of BU's student body-- higher than Boston University in terms of ability to get kids into good medical, law, and graduate programs. See Wall Street Journal Feeder school rankings.

Boston University by current_ellie April 6, 2008

DePaul University

a university located in Chicago, Illinois.

DePaul University wants the prestige of the University of Chicago and the athletics of Northwestern. Instead, it's stuck with the prestige of UIC and the athletics of Loyola.

DePaul University by Luke Massey July 2, 2006

Northern Michigan University 

A University in the UP of Michigan with more guns, trucks, and rednecks than textbooks.

"Where are you going to college?"

"Northern Michigan University."

"Bummer."

Northern Michigan University by NMU Student September 28, 2011

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Ahh Mount Saint Mary's, a mecca for the fake and lame individuals who really know how to get on your last nerve. The girls--tanning...anyone? or should i say everyone... by the way, your already fake baked body from the tanning salon reveals how attention starved all of you are, please.. put a shirt on for me.. thanks. a.k.a "Pearl Girl" becasue for some reason they think fake pearls are cool to wear. Dont be fooled if you see a pretty girl on campus, when she takes off that mask of makeup... youll see that beauty is not skin deep. Beware becasue they are sluts as well, I happen to know of one who has herpies, So be careful...i guess thats what happen when you fuck 8 guys one week. Oh, there is a wide epidemic effecting the mount females, they are all color blind... either that or they think the "pink" sweatpants that really rnt pink are super cool! sike... lame... Now for the complement of these fake whores, the boys-- alcoholics who spend their evening playing water pong trying to make it seem as if they are playing beer pong just to get Jesse Dorman the DA to come out... Wow, what simple minded creatures... impressive and moderatly entertianing...really... You would want to avoid Sheridan Hall at all coasts if your trying to get school work done becasue there are thousands of girls that run up and down the hallways screaming and singing "Im a Dancing Queen"... please.. ur fat... no one wants to see you dance. In additon to the dinosaur running down the hall, your fellow students are inconsiderate... they will blast thier music so it impeades your ability to function, oh wait.. whats that Im hearing right now.. EMO, i guess that paralells your insistant whining and bitching... Oh.. wait.. a rap song, please your white, turn it off. What it pretty much boils down to is that mommy and daddy arent here to whipe thier childrens asses so you will find yourself surrounded and suffocated by immaturity, lameness, excessive drinking which leads to puking passing out or just being loud beligerent and ANNOYING... geeze,learn how to hold your liquior because the god squad over at pang sounds alot better than the people Im living with. WARNING: MALE MOUNT STUDENT=RAPIST, cuz its cool to get girls drunk and have your way with them... talk about not being able to get any, do you feel big now? taking advantage?? your cool... SIKE. By the way, you wont get pregnant if your boyfriend fingers you... to all the lame people the individual who asked that question represents.. the Poster Child of Mt. St. Marys.... the little asian girl that runs around here.... Caution: if you ever chose to visit this campus.. bring one thing: MARIJUANA. To be able to tolerate the lameness that occurs throughout the day you will need plenty of pot, otherwise you'll probably hang yourself or gouge your eyes out becasue of the irony that exsists on this Catholic campus filled with the spawn of satan. Until Next Time: TaTa

Mt. St. Mary's University Students Are Lame!

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by wouldn'd you like to know :P April 12, 2005

George Washington University 

The school rich spoilled brats go to where despite daddy's donations they still couldn't get into Georgetown.

Living conditions also consist of 7 people crammed into a single dorm room like sardines.... but at least you are still in DC

Its cool I didn't get into Georgetown... Daddy felt bad so he got me a new car, a Fendi, a spot at George Washington University and we're all going to Cabo for the weekend! Totes Fun!

Whats the one thing Georgetown University and George Washington University Students both have in common?

They both applied to Georgetown

George Washington University by DC101 May 1, 2010