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la puta que te pario 

it means "the whore that gave you birth", but the word 'parir' (gave birth) isn't polite. Usually you say 'have a baby' (tener un bebe) and not ' parir un bebe'. the word is too hard
a person treat you badly and you say: "anda a la puta que te pario". (go to the whore that gave you birth) is quite offensive, specially about women. but womwn uses the expression as well.
la puta que te pario by gabpas October 24, 2009
Related Words
Putin Puta putz puto putanginamo putangina pute Putt Put puti

Putrid sex object

THE most disgusting video on the net ever. Hands down. This makes 2 girls 1 cup look like Sesame Street. It will give any non twisted/sick/pedophile seriously sick. The video consists of a male cross dresser (possible sex change) walking around in a dark house for 2 minutes until the most disgusting shit you have ever seen pops up. He comes into one room with a severed, possibly rotten cow head on the floor. He proceeds to make out with the bloody carcass, then decorate himself (?) with the creature's neck muscles. To make things even worse, he starts masturbating with the rotten meat surrounding him, and sticks his dick into the cow's eye hole. The video ends there (thankfully). If you have any interest in keeping your sexuality, then do NOT watch this video. It managed to freak me out in the four minutes that it played. Imagine what it would do to you. For your own safety don't watch it, please, just don't.
My friend Jerry ended up permanently scarred from watching the video "Putrid sex object." He ended up going insane and killing himself.
Putrid sex object by 6pathsofpein December 21, 2008
1) French word for: whore, prostitute, bitch
2) German word for the turkey meat
That awkward moment when you are in a supermarket and you see a product with the word "PUTE" written on it!
pute by Find a Wingman November 27, 2019

Putnam Valley 

a quiet town one hour north of New York City. It is really boring and everyone is always looking for something to do.
Person 1: I'm really bored
Person 2: No shit, we live in Putnam Valley
Putnam Valley by byebyebye July 6, 2011

Pale Putin 

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.
Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.
Pale Putin by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
The word pussy when said with a lisp.
Gimme some of your puthy turf negro!
puthy by Toke/Turf Negro October 16, 2004