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Italianerations

The village situated in Italy had many italianerations
Italianerations by Gawdf August 26, 2025

Italianerations

The village situated in Italy was full of Italianerations
Italianerations by Gawdf August 26, 2025

Italian handshake 

Where your mum gives you a hand job to go to sleep
I loved the Italian handshake my older girlfriend gave me.

italian doorezz 

Something you put on your big stoopid head to pretend you are special and like "the little people" you know?
Yaw King stabbed to death 3.4M italian doorezz shits for wanting to touch his family. All hail 👑🪽, and happy hoops day italian doorezz.
italian doorezz by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing 

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

Italian Icicle 

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.
“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”