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Facebook Ethics

Facebook Ethics involves the practice of lying to people to obtain their personal information for your own private agendas. This is increasingly shown in the social networking world, popularized by Facebook.

May use the following tactics:
- bait-and-switch, promising something nice but doing something else.
- web buzzwords that have no meaning but sound cool because they're buzzwords.
- bandwagoning, because everyone is on Facebook.
- enraging you every time a change is made but keeping you coming back through its allure. see bait-and-switch again.

All these tactics allow the Facebook-ethical actor to gain control of the masses and continue without much resistance; they can then run off the idea that it is ethical by someone's standards.
Person 1: I'm going to sell this mailing list to a third party!
Person 2: But that's not ethical.
Person 1: Yes it is, it's Facebook Ethics!
by ilikecheeese May 4, 2010
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Facebook Attack

When someone hacks a facebook account with the purpose of messaging the friends of facebook holder with SPAM and/or massively altering interests and about me page to make holder look like a complete duche.
Friend:Hey Tony, are you sure your favorite movies are High School Musical 3 and Heathers? I think you've been facebook attacked...

Tony: Shit!
by pseudo-suede February 25, 2009
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Facebook nob

Closely related to the Facebook snob, the Facebook nob is known for:

- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.
"Hey, so I accepted an invite from a classmate even though I didn't know who he was. His status is '...is lost without you', and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms."

"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"
by Seth Livingston January 27, 2009
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facebook user

A loser that has no life that spreads hate and lies about some one a internet blogin cunt fag or bitch that dont have anything else better to do then make up wierdo shit and post pathetic hatin losers no life low life pices of shit
That loser facebook user is gossiping once again they should kill them self how pathetic
by confederate conservative June 30, 2014
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Facebook Party

When two or more friends who can not meet up due to geographical differences, drink simontaniously and chat on facebook.
Hey, since you'll be outta town this weekend, do you want to have a Facebook Party Saturday night?
by KyleASU July 7, 2009
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Facebook Prophet

People that regularly post prophetic, inspirational status updates.
A Facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."

- F. N. Douchebag
by hardwoodstan August 6, 2009
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facebook fame

You have facebook fame when people who you don't know knows you.
dude 1: How the fuck do you know me when I don't know you. And stop acting like you do before you get bitch slapped back to the Pacific rim. facebook fame is to blame.

dude 2: How man I don't know you but you're the biggest part of my life. I've been watching you for 6 months now.

dude 1: Aww fuck you man get off deez nuts.

dude 2: I still love you.
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