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daft cunts

noth east england slang for stupid itot and general dickheads.
by Rob January 23, 2004
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bloody cunt

A term used to describe a woman or womanly man that says they are annoying, deceitful, or in general a pathetic waste of flesh
by beast of the nile October 9, 2004
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cunt eyes

or vagina eyes, referring to double eyelids of white people's eyes.

the flaps of a vagina or labia majora and labia minora resemble double eyelids. no vagina is monolided or has one lid/flap, so cunt eyes or vagina eyes are for double eyelids. the way labia majora and labia minora connects to the clit of a vagina looks like the inner part of white people's eyes, towards their nose bridge region or center of their face.

even if after vaginal rejuvenation, there are still both labia majora and labia minora. that makes vagina eyes or cunt eyes a description of double eyelids. whoever made cunt eyes term describing asians or monolids has never seen a vagina. they need to get their eyes checked. ironic isn't it. stupid white people can't even insult right; cunt eyes are for double eyelids, just like the vagina with labia majora and labia minora.
"whoever thinks cunt eyes refers to Asians or monolids is too dumb to exist, or a loser fat cunt who can't fuck, or too blind to see and needs to get their eyes checked (ironic), or a fat cunt who is too fat or obeast to see her own cunt, and can't tell the difference that double layers or flaps of vagina are like double eyelids, not single monolid."
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cunt-rhombus

The dirtiest word ever invented. It brings cunt to the next level. It refers to a cunt shaped like a rhombus.
Person 1: Did you see that strippers vag?
Person 2: Yes, it was almost definitely a cunt-rhombus.

Real Estate Agent: I think we will have to remove your microwave before we show your house because the word cunt-rhombus is written on it.
by boner_b_wild August 25, 2008
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cunt rag

1. Vaginal hygiene apparatus.

2. Similar to the term douche bag. Someone who sucks or is on the lines of being an asshole or loser.
1. Tampon, sweat rag, pad.

2. My teacher is a conservative cunt rag.
by Beni26 September 26, 2006
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leering cunt

Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.
What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!
by NotEmo June 4, 2005
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cunt bags

1.Skins handles at the side of the cunt.

2. Handbags for men
How the hell can you find the clit when the cunt bags are in the way
by Mee Fuk Yu June 7, 2009
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