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Obama Beard

The event of growing a beard in the appreciation of Obama for president. One starts growing their beard on Nov. 4th, and keeps it until Jan 20th, the day he moves into office.
Derek : Wow Kyle, why's your beard so long? Is that for Novembeard?

Kyle : No, it's my Obama Beard, it's the best way to honor him between his election day, and his move into office.
by KG21 March 17, 2009
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Shit Beard

Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.
Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.

I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!
by Kelman September 3, 2007
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Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.
>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."
by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012
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Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.
So the other night, Emily was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.
by Leslie Anne Levine January 8, 2009
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beamerphobic

A person who has a fear of BMW's is said to be a beamerpobic.
Chris is beamerphobic dude ! he wont ride in dat !
by hamghetti... September 19, 2008
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beamont

Gee Katherine, you sure pulled a beaumont last week at the whore house.
by Ayo4Yayo October 1, 2003
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beaded curtain

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.
I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!
by Arcxjo July 2, 2011
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