Tucker Scrimshaw

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains

Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS

by Goonies googoo August 10, 2020

Ticket

The price of something you paid for or somebody else paid for.

Damn I just dropped a ticket on these shoes!

by Greazy420 September 6, 2020

Tucker Files

Critical evidence someone claims to have, but that they won't make public. Synonym: Giuliani Files.

The prosecutor said he had absolute proof the defendant was guilty, but the Court would have to take his word for it because it was all Tucker Files.

by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

Thickery

When someone says something that doesn't make sense, or just is completely irrelevant to the conversation

I can't be doing with that kind of thickery!

by Leeleetee November 7, 2020

ticket little

A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.

Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".

Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.

by barber of seville September 25, 2020

Tinker

A childish way of saying penis

Watch out Sarah you nearly hit my tinker

by English-janitor October 7, 2020

ticket tout

A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.

I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.

by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020