shocker

Umm, unless you turn you hand upside down, then it should be two in the poo and one in the goo.

why is your girl limping?

she caught that shocker

ohh... I bet she's got the screamin shits too

by Jason V. December 28, 2005

Shock Cock

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.

After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.

by gotchatlc November 30, 2010

stocky

stocky is a form of albino, usually a result of a nuclear accident, e.g. cherynobl

that fucking albino stocky had sex with clare

by isach November 2, 2004

Soule shocker

The effort one must put in to make one's spouse happy focused on not coming home drunk, not spending all one's money at the strip club or adult book store and not engaging in extra marital fun.

I did not want to get divorced and have her take all my money so I gave her a soule shocker

by Tim Smith October 7, 2005

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

Shockey

The act of choking in a tense situation.

"Man,I thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a Shockey."

by Nuke Baby May 5, 2005

Cock Shock

When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.

Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?

Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.

Steve: aww that fucking sucks!

by Mrbridge December 18, 2013