When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
by Mrbridge December 19, 2013