A derogatory term used by women to describe sexual partners who have attempted anal intercourse without previously discussion.
Mary: I went out with paul last night (sigh)
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.
by Micro67 May 15, 2010
Get the stink ninja mug.When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.
Waiter: Would you like more coke?
You No thank you I'm fine.
Waiter: okay...
***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.
You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill
You No thank you I'm fine.
Waiter: okay...
***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.
You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill
by ianjker December 5, 2010
Get the Ninja Refill mug.by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011
Get the Ninja Queef mug.A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.
The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.
Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.
Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.
Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!
Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.
Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.
Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!
by Groove Rider February 19, 2009
Get the Ninja Test mug.Like camel toe but on a guy. Where you have part of the junk on one side but the rest on the other side.
by Pgoats August 13, 2017
Get the Ninja boot mug.Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.
by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010
Get the Ninja Birthday mug.Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,
then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.
then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.
Example
Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"
Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**
Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"
Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"
Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**
Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"
by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019
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