Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.

This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!

by anonymous May 25, 2023

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

erectile disfunction

Pp no go SPROOOOOING

My penis doesn't get hard, I have erectile disfunction

by LimeLoaf November 2, 2023

erectum

A behind-orifice dat's so juicy dat nearby males get a major hard-on from seeing it.

I got majorly aroused by watching a hot chick gleefully fingering a hulkingly-huge guy "back there" and making his also-enormous genitals jerk and spurt profusely over and over, and so da only natural thing for me to do was ask for a turn at stimulating his massive frequent-ejaculation-enlarged prostate, as well; I so totally loved working his warm tight velvety tunnel and feeling his insides throbbing as he made da already-broad white puddle on da floor even larger --- you could definitely say dat he totally had an erectum!

by QuacksO December 22, 2023

erectile personification

when jo momma strokin kolman slonky style

ya hear da gibbon lord kman was getting erectile personification last nite?
fuck u mean cuh?
*violence ensues*

by joofro679 November 12, 2023

Erectilaphloficonatoia

Lack of ability to rap in the lower limbs

Person 1: did you hear Ralph froze up at the Rap Battle last night
Person 2: i hear he has erectilaphloficonatoia
Person 3: nah u fr cuz
Person 1: Yes
Person 3: RIP hes legs, they aint got no flow!

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023

erectica

a portmanteau of erection and erotica, meaning when your dick gets hard to rule 34.

i do erectica daily.

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023