Douche Swoosh 

Noun: Do-sh S-woo-sh
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.

Ian: Did you see that Beta's haircut.

Mason: No. What was it?

Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.

Douche Swoosh by Ace Papanikkolopolis December 9, 2008

Douche McBag 

A Name used to insult someone; MORE than just Douche or Douchebag.
Used frequently in the game Soldat.

Ethan's gone way beyond douche, he's a Douche McBag now.
or
I pwned that Douche McBag with the NoobCannon.

Douche McBag by Sexmeplease January 22, 2007

Douche bag 360 

The dilusional type of person Who creates facebook pages to promote their own personal vendettas.

Rod Allen is a "douche bag 360"

Douche bag 360 by Annoyed residents August 4, 2011

Douche Boy 

A Kid who gets so wasted he passes out on the toilet with his clothes on, then forgets his clothes are on so in the end shits himself

Hey look its Douche Boy

Douche Boy by jameshead January 14, 2008

douche canoe 

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.

the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

douche canoe by cmz II January 7, 2008

Douche-esque 

A fancy twist to the word douche

Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.

2. When someone is like George W. Bush

Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.

2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
_ _ _ _ _ _ _

1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque

2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!

1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque

2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque

Douche-esque by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006

Douche-Hole 

N. A combination douchebag and asshole.

Man, leave me alone and quit being such a douche-hole.

Douche-Hole by Moontos November 12, 2008