coke dick

not being able to get one's dick up despite serious efforts and a more more
than willing mind.

Fuck............she was all over me and i was lovin' it but i had coke-dick. Jesus, Why does this always happen to me?

by Godless A.F. September 28, 2003

swiss dick

When a man's uncircumsized penis smells like swiss cheese!Also another name for a complete asshole!

"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"

by Crystal Albin May 18, 2008

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

by Benstoned May 1, 2019

dicking around

wasting time, not being productive.

"Stop dicking around & get to work."

by Staboner October 29, 2003

bread-dick

The stench of bread (especially multi grain bread) after it has been used to wipe down a sweaty dick.

Sally, is it just me or does this ticket shanty smell like bread-dick?

by Kornykornkornkornheluvzdatkorn June 22, 2016

gollum dick

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.

by trbrown May 6, 2010

Shark dick

having a shark dick means that you enjoy having sex while your girl is on her period. Sharks go after blood.

Ralf has got a shark dick.

by Rhonda Mchillfinder September 23, 2012