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The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.
Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.
by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011
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mama bank check

A woman of ill repute.

A woman who commits fraud and preys on other men for ill gotten gain.

Breaks up marriages and families. lies , cheats and steals
from banks to sucker other man for more gains.
Everyone knows and is told the horrid tale of mama bank check.
That is "Mama Bank check", stay away.
Keep you and your family away from "Mama Bank Check"
Stay away from "Mama Bank Check", she is a swindle in disguise.
by SaltyMan May 29, 2013
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Serve ball check

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
by fikconker October 22, 2016
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two-party check

The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
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Double Chin Check

To inform someone they have visble submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction, or other related treatments, and or to begin to diet and excercise.
I'm sorry to double chin check you like this Pacho, but if you really want to get in my pants you should think about neck liposuction, here's my surgeons card.
by darpasneak December 7, 2018
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Double Chin Check

To inform a person that they have submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction.
I hate to double chin check you Pacho, but if you want to get into my pants then you should think about getting facial liposuction under your chin, here's my surgeons card.
by darpasneak December 7, 2018
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