Junkbucket

The Linza Mobile

Damn, that's one sexy Junkbucket, Linza ;)

by Matt March 18, 2003

Junks

That feeling when you don't want to do something but you think you should and you just don't know and you are confused about what you should do.

"Should I have a burger, or go with a salad? I'm in the junks."

"I'm feeling the junks, man! Should I G, T, or L?"

"My bro says his armpits smell good and I'm feeling the junks about whether or not to smell them."

by TheJunkMan August 3, 2012

junkie monkey

This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.

That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

by The King of iLL VALLEY August 22, 2012

junkyard dog

A hobo rapist

Hey did you hear about Betty Sue?
Yeah wasn't she raped by a hobo?
Yeah that junkyard dog nailed her when she was taking out her trash.

by John Lee Mark April 27, 2010

Junked

TO 'Junk' a mate is to set him up with an ugly chick. SO when telling your friends you would say 'I Junked barry so hard today!'

Man i junked Barry so hard today, i swear that chick had more acne craters then Jupiter!

by Hammy_string June 24, 2009

junkshot

When a guy jerks off while on his back and shoots a load into his own belly button

A junkshot usually happens when a normal guys hasn't beat off for a few days.

by rookinggood February 24, 2010

junkspeak

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.

The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.

by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010