Blue Bruise 

Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.

Bobby: I pushed Melissa into a snow bank so she could have more than one blue bruise last night.

Blue Bruise by Tubs Priest December 23, 2008

blue dentures 

Old Blue Tooth technology, Or an old Blue Tooth, hence Blue Dentures..

Larry: Look at that dudes old Blue Tooth..
Fred: Yeah- Thats a blue dentures.

blue dentures by v83image March 14, 2009

Blue Garfield 

a type of ecstasy. It is blue, and shaped like garfield's face.
Also, freaking awesome roll.

I would usually have to take 2 or 3 e to roll, but taking one blue garfield did the job. This was after taking a mollie the weekend before.

"I took a blue garfield last night and rolled my ass off."

"I know. I was drunk as shit and we had a very deep conversation."

:D

Blue Garfield by iLiveinSoCal April 19, 2009

blue vein solo 

To masturbate, to reach an orgasm without assistance from anyone else.
toss off to jerk off to crack one out wank

Having spent hours watching the porn channels Dave was so aroused he decided to have a blue vein solo before his parents got home.

blue vein solo by Stubabe November 10, 2009

Blue Shirt Your Face 

A comeback that there's absolutely no comeback to, once its been comebacked.

Person 1: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Person 2: Oh YEAH!? BLUE SHIRT YOUR FACE!!! HA!

Person 1: Confused look on face. Walks off in disappointment and confusion.

Blue Shirt Your Face by pdubowner February 15, 2010

blue-pillya 

A threat of using Viagra on a woman if she doesn't do what you want

You better get in the kitchen and cook my dinner or I will blue-pillya tonight.

Oh yeah, wait till we get home tonight I am going to blue-pillya.

blue-pillya by LooneyLarry April 11, 2010

Blue Danubing 

"Surreptitiously" scratching your balls by pinching your crotch in front of your pants. When you do so inside your pocket, it is known as "Blue Danubing Mezzo-Piano." Named after the waltz composed by Johann Strauss.

While having a conversation with someone, he began Blue Danubing by very obviously pinching his crotch. I swear I'm going to get that guy some jock itch cream as a graduation present.

Blue Danubing by Lotramin Dealer May 8, 2010