personally public wanking off to a girl/guy after seeing them or rubbing/ contact with them (non sexually or sexually) could be a random person accidentally touched you.
*personally wanks off to a girl they see or accidentally touch*
for example (fake names: johnbeaopt, ladypoof)
lady: *accidentally rubs her body on johns*
john: " oh shit, i'm going to put her in my personal wank bank and jerk off to her soon!"
*does it in public, not at home"
for example (fake names: johnbeaopt, ladypoof)
lady: *accidentally rubs her body on johns*
john: " oh shit, i'm going to put her in my personal wank bank and jerk off to her soon!"
*does it in public, not at home"
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God, I pulled such a Big Daddy Wank last night. I hit Mega Millions, bought 5,000 pounds of cocaine and lost the rest on $500,000 coin flips. I think my heart just exploded.
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I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.
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