Turkey Hill ambush 

When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.

My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.

Turkey Hill ambush by FoodFairy June 10, 2020

Turkey Herder

A Park Service employee who regularly herds turkeys. Also know as a Posie Sniffer.

I've been dating this hot girl that work up in the park. She's a total turkey herder!

Turkey Herder by lost_ranger June 10, 2020

turkey 

a baltimore slang for a thot or hoe

shorty definitely a turkey ion know why she acting like she ain’t eat my mans up

turkey by baltimore female July 5, 2020

Turkey-O 

A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.

I can’t eat out again, I don’t want to turn into a Turkey-O.

Turkey-O by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020

Turkey 

1. (noun) - someone/thing with limited vision, forbearance, or understanding of a higher concept, usually one that involves a stretch of the imagination, a leap of faith, or a general understanding beyond their capacity that others find and manage with little to no effort and unknowingly through this ignorance drag others down with them despite an inherent benefit to all parties involved.

2. (noun) - someone who cannot fly, fight, or crow in that order.

Synonyms - ignoramus

Antonym - eagles

It is impossible to soar with eagles if you are stuck with on the ground with a bunch of turkeys.

Turkey by MrEagles July 22, 2020

turkey blasting 

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

turkey blasting by inkedworker August 27, 2020

Turkey-blasted 

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

Turkey-blasted by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020