The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
by addigator February 7, 2008
Get the kinder surprise mug.The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
by Tali xox June 28, 2014
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“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 8, 2009
Get the Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise) mug.When a person you've known your entire life to be a decent person or someone who hasn't expressed it during conversation yet suddenly and obliviously expresses casual racism in conversation. Surprise! It's racism!
1: "Hey guys, want to go get some Chinese for tonight?"
2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"
3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"
1: "Dude, not cool."
3: "What!?"
2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."
1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."
3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."
1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"
3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"
1: "Dude, not cool."
3: "What!?"
2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."
1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."
3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."
1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
by thePenciler December 21, 2013
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Get the Double Dog Wide Surprise mug.The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.
by Dr. Geuse May 4, 2009
Get the Dick fart suprise mug.when one shits on a chicken and makes his or her partner lick it off and feed it back through the butthole. This then causes a sexual stimulation with the parter who then will feast on the asshole of the chicken.
"the chicken surprise tasted so good last night I thought I was in heaven," quoted chris who was just leaving ryan's house.
by Skippy June 6, 2004
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