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Mathurbate 

To do home work and masturbate at the same time.
Aliza wants to mathurbate tonight, but I do not.
Mathurbate by El tornado July 19, 2016
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When maths is being a bastard
Today's lesson was such a mathstard
Mathstard by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017

Mathurbation 

The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.
Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation
Mathurbation by beingmathur March 11, 2017

Matheline 

Crazy ass bitch but really sweet on occasions. Somewhat smart and tired 24/7. Always looking good tho
Yo there goes that Matheline gurl!!
Matheline by oofdatbustedassmexican November 10, 2017

Mathstafarian 

A Rastafarian who is qualified and trained in the art of Mathematics
“Hey brudda!”
“Yah man?”
“Why you always be solving dem quadratics? Come smoke some ganja.”
“Nah man, I’m a Mathstafarian- if I smoke the ganja I’ll be hyperbolic!”

Mathew Greg 

hottest boy in the world. tan, black hair. literally 12/10, super funny and nice, and i def. want to marry him.
Mathew Greg is the hottest boy at SPX
Mathew Greg by realplayer48 April 8, 2019