magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

Night Magic

A term used to describe what happens when the sun goes down and real-world problems no longer seem to matter.

I'm not sure if it was the alcohol or the night magic, but I definitely want to see him again.

by DiscoDelight September 24, 2011

magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024

Magic Dino

Swag and cool fella with a big penis and has tons of women on his cock all the time

I love Magic Dino he is so cool

by Magic Dino April 26, 2021

Magic School Bus

A sex position usually used in orgys. It involves a man or woman (with a strap on dildo) to insert their penis/dildo up the anus of the person in front of them, the person with a penis/dildo in them will proceed to insert their penis into the person in front of them. This will repeat until it forms a line.

Hey Steven, want to do the Magic School Bus with Stephen, Claire, Marcus and I?

by BBQ Sauce Dad October 21, 2020

Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.

Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Magic Apple

an apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night

by DsDDdA February 26, 2022