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Gasphetti 

An exclamation of surprise when served pasta for the second or subsequent meal running.

Also the sound of the sharp intake of breath that can be heard when Hetty enters the room bearing pasta.

Also the inspiration behind the once-furious drumming by Robert Wyatt (as detailed in a story on the liner notes of Matching Mole's Little Red Record: ('....The warriors drew their breath sharply. It was Hette....')
1: Ma: "Hello, kids! Guess what's for dinner? Your favorite pasta."
Kid: "Gasphetti, Ma! We had pasta for breakfast and lunch already!"
Gasphetti by fronkzippo January 23, 2010
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Gastronomical determinism 

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.
The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.
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