Golden Wishbone 

Golden Wishbone is when someone pisses their pants. Plain and Simple. When it starts there is a dark spot that soon runs down both legs looking like a wishbone. Some people also refer to it as the Golden Arch.

I once drank to much and passed out. Even though I was sleeping my kidneys weren't. When I woke I noticed that I had the Golden Wishbone

Golden Wishbone by gigman June 11, 2009

Golden Browned 

Where a single punch knocks the fuck out of some unlucky mother fucker. As in the scene from "Snatch" where Brad Pitt's character "Mickey" puts down "Gorgeous George" in the Pikey Boxing Fight, subsequently "Golden Brown" by The Stranglers is played in the background.

"He got proper golden browned him!"

Golden Browned by Alex-Sam June 28, 2009

golden watermelon 

peeing on a pregnant woman's belly

Marcy: But honey, I'm huge! And the baby's coming in a month.
Johan: Awh, baby, I'm dying over here - how about a golden watermelon!
Marcy: Oh, alright, just this once.

golden watermelon by bigmommainaz September 6, 2009

golden saucer 

the act of having several friends, preferrably nine, in a circle and pissing on each others ass cracks

cloud: well tifa, did you enjoy the golden saucer?
barret: shut the fuck up bitch foo yo we motha fuckin promised not to speak o that shit dawg!
cloud: uhh... sorry?
tifa: i loved it!
barret: shut da fuck up bitch

golden saucer by jesus h fuck you June 25, 2010

Golden-Cow 

Noun; A woman who was once a Murf-Beast, but is no longer one do your one night of drinking, and while blacked out you slept with her, transforming the murf-beast into a golden-cow.

As the morning sun came though my window the evil murf-beast was gone. in its place was a golden-cow...and the worst hangover I have ever had.

Golden-Cow by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010

golden coil of death 

The horrible and huge yellow-tinted crap you always seem to have to take during excersize, usually a long way from the nearest toilet.

Wife: Where are your socks and your shirt?
Husband: In the middle of my hike I got a real gut buster. I dropped a huge golden coil of death in the forest and had to wipe my ass with my socks. And my shirt...

golden coil of death by Seymore Kuntz January 10, 2012

golden night 

A night when a male has sex with two girls at once.

Did you hear Andrew had a golden night at the party.

golden night by magic dave7 August 31, 2016