My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

Oh my lordy lord

A commonly use phrase to make a exited statement more flamboyant

Person1: WOAH did you see that lightning?!

Person2: OH my lordy lord! That was AWESUME!

by Chikin nudle chupe July 3, 2022

Upside down cup outside my door

You need to have more sex NOW

The upside down cup outside my door was much needed today

by answers August 8, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Oh My Todd!

Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.

I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!

by UncleJohann1 August 10, 2022

my boyfriend

i love love love love love my boyfriend!!!! :) hes so cool and has poofy hair that can turn into 2 tiny pigtails

someone: wheres the tall guy that always follows you around today?
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!

someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours

by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022