virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

throw some shit down

a non-gross sounding term to define masturbation/"jerking off"/"busting a nut"/idek what else but all of these terms sound gross, with just the syntax

"She had the place to herself all day and was just trying to throw some shit down when her roommate unexpectedly knocked loudly on the door."

"My ex always tried to tell me how often I should throw some shit down...that's why I broke up with them."

by darfefe24 March 15, 2021

Type shit

the men version of periodt. it obviously sounds better than PERIODTT SIS

"my day was great" "type shit"

by supernigga12225 April 23, 2024

KEEP THAT SHIT YOUTUBE

Keep things on Youtube instead of bringing it to real life.

"'Lil James talking about pulling up...keep that shit Youtube sucka!" "Keep that shit Youtube!"

by Unitonika September 16, 2020

Shit

The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.

Meaning #1:

Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.

Meaning #2:

Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳

by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021

lil shit

a dickhead

go you lil shit

by lildoodoo45 March 25, 2022

missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020