vagina in a glass

A rum and Diet Cola.
A drink for pussies.

That ass clown always orders a Vagina in a Glass from our bartender Tacho.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

Dolphin Vagina

A vagina like that of a dolphin, which is typically small, and tight, more akin to how a vagina would look in a hentai than in real life.

Friend: "Have fun last night?"
Guy: "Yeah, turns out my new girl has a dolphin vagina"

by Psychotikitty the kuruneko August 8, 2016

vagina sprinkle

Little pieces of toilet paper that stick to your vagina after wiping.

Man i was gonna go down on girl the other day, but then I saw all the vagina sprinkles.

by Rraddish August 14, 2017

vagina bogey

Cockney rhyming slang for a certain little ginger snaggletooth, Jodie.

Sung - 'Jodie, vagina bogey'

by Foodfelloutmymouth November 7, 2018

Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.

Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.

by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022

vagina smash

When you Hulk smash your girlfriend or side chick and grope the inside of the vagina.

Brandon: "Andy I heard Tommy got laid!"

Andy: "no, He just Vagina Smashed her."

Tommy: "AND SHE LIKED EVERY PART OF IT... SO DID I!!"

by Klitoris Kisser August 30, 2015

vagina hotel

When you spoon with your dick in her all night long

I can't wait to stay at the vagina hotel tonight

by Jamesp519 August 31, 2015