Smartasstic

A sarcastic smartass.

Greg is very smartasstic.

by Nitsauszabor January 20, 2010

Smartee

The act of getting head/blow-job from a female that has at least a college-student intelligence.

"I got a smartee from this college chick yesterday man."
"Ohh yeah? im bout to get one to, forget studying ima get real knowledge"

by Young L.D.B March 16, 2010

Smartphone Withdrawal

When your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. It takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn't work and you have to wait 3 more days. You can't put up with it anymore so you go buy a 'GO' phone just to be able to talk.

Sorry I didn't get back with you, I was busy going through Smartphone Withdrawals so I caved in and got me a Pre-Paid phone while I wait.

by DrArkaneX August 6, 2011

smartwatch

an extension of your phones dick

this smartwatch just makes my phones dick grow

by stuvin2 December 27, 2015

Smartass

Although it can be a bit childish, being a smart also has it benefits.

Quit being a smartass Jimmy

by RobotChicken123 September 2, 2018

smartheart

its impossible to say smart things all the time and mean them
sometimes you need to talk from the heart and the heart aint always smart
if you let your heart do the talking exclusively though, you are considered a smartheart, you know, two smarts

"gosh, it is such a smartheart, constantly telling me it loves me and feels me and wants me. all that stuff about happiness, kissing and longing."

by Krkič January 5, 2020

Smarticle

Overly using big words to sound smart, but don’t always make sense in your writings.

Don’t over use your thesaurus on every word, not everything needs to sound smarticle!

by Mrs. Gina May 13, 2022