Penis Blast

Another word for semen

Last night, Mike penis blasted all over this chicks shirt and then left.

by Blastoff1122 February 8, 2010

Penis profiling

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!

Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T March 24, 2008

Penis Only

adj. denoting any activity that is exclusively to be experienced by a group of males (bros, men, dudes), meaning no females (girls, women, girlfriends) are to intrude upon its sacrosanctness. Similar to No chicks, just dicks.

Dude 1: Alright, I'm so stoked to go fishing later: just you, me, and the guys.

Dude 2: Right, oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my girlfriend to go with us.

Dude 1: Wtf?! Dude, today was supposed to be penis only! We can no longer be friends.

by Dr. Battas March 28, 2009

penis liquor

when one sneaks their penis in your alcoholic beverage and whatches you drink it.

Keith: hey i watched my buddy drink penis liquor.
Drake: that disgusting!

by thomasonramj1 July 7, 2008

Tank Penis

A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl

DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis

by Un_Burnt_Pretzal July 19, 2014

penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe

i think I just had a penis wobbler

by Bob sagat June 23, 2015

Penis Dust

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they make penis dust. Penis dust can be bought and sold to two mummies if they do not have access to a penis.

Hey Sienna! Want some penis dust?!

by penisdust July 25, 2019