luke

The definition of a luke is a depressing person usally has a rain cloud above him will always make people depressed when they come into the room and is a sex machine who only has to look at a female and boom pregnant he dosnt fuck around.

Female 1: whos that
Female 2: thats luke
Female 1: I feel pregnant

by dogsdinner September 27, 2020

Luke

A kid who skips going to the gym with the bois like a loser🤡

He’s look, it’s Luke, what a loser.

by Evan Cerc November 25, 2021

Luke

A bisexual, british asshole whos sexually attracted to a retarded canadian man

oh god damn it, Luke is here....

by Trez69 May 24, 2025

Luke

npc

person 1 : “have you heard of that kid luke?”
person 2 : “yeah he’s an npc”

by ihateevery1tbh November 2, 2022

Luke

He's god

👍

''Damn, I wish I was Luke''

by urbandictionarylover1212121212 August 20, 2022

Luke

Absolutely amazingly sexy with massive shmeat

His shmeat is massive he must be a Luke

by Patrolling the Mojave November 25, 2021

Luke

Luke is a loving individual and when I say loving its because his feral bodily gasses surround your breathing apparatus and reducing your oxygen intake to just a deadly shit smell.

Luke farted the disgusting cunt

by Edwin is Weird July 30, 2019