ass cancel

An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.

Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.

Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap

"Nice one, man! You totally got a fierce ass cancel on that coke bottle girl's ass!

by HonkoftheHill October 17, 2010

marshmallow ass

When you have a rear end that's so soft, gropeable, and fat that each buttcheek feels like giant, smooth marshmallows.

"I could use your marshmallow ass as a memory foam pillow all night long!"

by Meaty Man October 08, 2016

bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.

Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.

by Weeger December 03, 2008

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 09, 2011

ass rodeo

Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.

That bruise is from last night when Barrie busted out some ass rodeo.

by ap08 March 08, 2008

Centaur Ass

The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.

Hey, did you see Michael? He's been working out, and definitely has a Centaur Ass now.

by Jessycakes January 15, 2012

ass beans

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

by jomasta May 27, 2009