I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

I'm washing my hair by Urbanbond May 2, 2014

i forgor 

i forgor 💀

i forgor 💀

i forgor by joe kubrin August 2, 2021

I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life

Richie: I fucked your mom

Eddie: I love you too

I fucked your mom by I love reddie September 25, 2019

I'm gay 

1. What someone says to express their homosexuality.
2. That's what she said when she saw your face.

I'm gay... Why need an example for this?

I'm gay by JamesxD March 21, 2009

i dunno lol 

What you must say when someone asks a question, the answer to which you dunno lol.

¯\(°_o)/¯

13:13 * irc user ¯\(°_o)/¯
13:13 * irc user2 ¯\(°_o)/¯ sais pas, lol

¯\(°_o)/¯ = i dunno lol (no caps)

i dunno lol by Yewb April 17, 2008

I'm cumming

Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax.

Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, I'm cumming, ahhhhhhhhhhh!

I'm cumming by Richard Black March 23, 2005

i'm telling on you 

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm telling on you by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017