Human Thermostat

A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.

My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.

by Chayce1981 April 13, 2024

human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.

Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.

by MB One February 19, 2025

Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.

Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.

by Vege tard October 30, 2023

Human piñata

Noun - A person who has frequent sex with a large variety of people. Someone who gets banged a lot.

My friend was a human piñata last weekend. She had sex with five guys.

by Abe505 February 15, 2020

Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''

I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.

by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022

Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

neglected human

A safe word for a white person to use when they have the impulse to use the n-word.

You're such a neglected human.

by fadeismyname August 5, 2022