flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub

Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.

by Alex_Pax November 22, 2016

my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".

We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!

by French egg head August 25, 2023

half fucked mango

A person that is short , blonde and a cunt

Yeah jade she’s abit of a half fucked mango

by Half fucked mango February 20, 2018

Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

half life three

A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized

1.When are they gonna make half life three

2.never

by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023

Half hood ass

A person who only wears a hood on the back part of their head not covering there ears.

Wade a half hood ass fool

by DRZY November 19, 2018

Half Hollow Hills

Basically lots of annoying japs. Other non-jap rich white boys. Middle class people. And people from the ghetto. So it's a great mix. You've got your japs and basically everyone else. Now, everyone else includes black, Hispanic, Indian, Chinese, etc. The black people got their group and so do the Hispanics. Now the rest they just flap around in their little diverse groups. You got drugs and people smoking in bathrooms. Fights here and there. There are really smart kids and really dumb ones. You've got a great variety of middle aged white woman teachers. 2 high schools, 2 middle schools and some elementary schools. Oh and you've got your LGBTQXYZ group, no one really likes them. Even other gay people don't like them. But the rest of the gays and lesbians are aight. You've got your seniors going after the freshman. And rich white people from middle school go to st. Anthonys. No one misses them. Anyways that's basically it, everyone does what they wanna do (for the most part).

"I go to half Hollow hills"
"Oh dope"

by okaythisismynameig November 22, 2021