Meat Clap

When a male steps out of the shower and his meat claps against his leg.

"Nolan Fillet told me a really stupid story about meat clapping.
I then later tried it for myself and IT WORKS!!!"

"I swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long."

by The Lone Boner September 1, 2009

meat woman

A woman filled with meat; Olivia

"I'm so full of meat!" exclaimed the meat woman.

by Robin Roenig May 3, 2008

Meat Goblin

The meat stuck to a grill or left behind on a skillet.

Hold on a minute, let me scrape off these meat goblins from the grill.

by Iluvbrains March 2, 2009

Meat in a Cup

1. When one gathers red plastic cups in the bedroom to use in sexual acts with funyuns.

2. When one literally eats meat out of a cup. Acceptable meats include: ground beef, turkey jerky, and occasionally tofu.

1. Over chatroulette, Ike asked a group of seven girls if they wanted to partake in meat in a cup that night.

2. Andrea eats her meat from a plate. Lauren prefers meat in a cup.

by girls7 July 4, 2010

Meat Up

Meating up is the ceremonial ritual where a man gets his balls back from the wife (or lady friend) for the weekend. Especially, for a manly event like camping, shooting, drinking or just sniffing gunpowder with his boys.

Mark: Hey dude, you going camping this weekend?

BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.

Mark: Fuck ya!

by pj60693 September 25, 2010

Little Meat

When a guy acts like a pussy, his friends have the ability to change the pussy's first name to "Little Meat". This helps to let the pussy know that he is acting like he has a small penis, and also lets him know that he needs to grow a sack. The only way that "Little Meat" can redeem himself and get his real first name back is to do something manly. Like participating in a bear wrestling match, flipping a car, or drinking hand sanitizer.

"Quit crying Little Meat, tazers don't even hurt"

"Hey Little Meat, how is that salad?"

"No Little Meat, soccer is not a sport"

by Mustang80 September 1, 2010

Man-meat

1.(n) The male penis (not the female one).

-See Cock.

That Man-meat is huge! You must be Justin.

by Luvnuts March 5, 2003