sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024

chode

a small , fat, baby dick.

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.

by ayebae22 November 22, 2015

Chode

A person who is so lame aka a chode Dani Ortega

Did you see who dani went on a date with, he was a chode like her .

by Alytoofab December 8, 2018

chode muncher

Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.

"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
":("

by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode: A chode that is insignificantly puny, so the possessor has no excessive need for validation.

Beta: Hey, Sigma, your Sigma Chode is showing out of your trousers.
Sigma: *Mogs showing Sigma Chode*
Beta: Damn, I didn't know you were chill like that.
Beta: *daps up Sigma Chode*

by SigmaChode3D March 12, 2024

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms

“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms

by Jason Chode Roberts November 12, 2019