Thanksgiving

A day where fat people can eat even more than they usually do and not feel bad, then use the leftover gravy while having sex. May also use a turkey leg in a similar manner as chicken winging

On thanksgiving, tina always makes two turkeys for her fat husband and herself. She also makes extra gravy so dale can fuck her while licking the gravy off of her nipples.

by ADHD93 April 27, 2010

Canadian Thanksgiving

n., urban gay slang:

When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.

That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"

by Harry B Otch November 27, 2010

Thanks Keri-Ann

A useful term which can be used when expressing displeasure in a present situation by placing blame on a past event regardless if that past event has a direct effect on the current predicament

I live on Long Island... thanks Keri-Ann.

by Righetti March 3, 2005

Thankshallowistmas

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.

by Balfdor November 25, 2007

the thanksgiving special

after recieving oral sex from a girl you bust wind from the feast and slam a pumpkin pie into her face and say happy thanksgiving

john was bustin sarah in the face, when he sharted and came and use the thanksgiving special

by jasenjaz December 28, 2007

Free Thinker

A social group of lefties who claim to be intelligent because they bitch about religion, current governments, oil, iraq and anything else while not contributing any ideas to solve these 'problems' other than total elimination and turning the human race into mindless drones. Usually a feminist or hit by thier girlfriend, which they call 'dominant female life partner'

Mesa called jar jar binks. Oh yea, free finkers do not like movies, but fully support ridiculous litigation.

by xenomorph June 6, 2004

Thank you based god

A phrase that idiots say to annoy others. The phrase is also used to idolize the autistic rapper Lil B. The phrase can often be heard when something ridiculous or awesome happens.

see also: Lil B, tybg, and based god

When the Apocalypse didn't happen: "Thank you based god!"

After fucking your bitch: "Thank you based god!"

by SkeezleBub July 26, 2011