Luke Cowell

A man with an abnormally large nose, he gets given sex bans by his partner, he also allows his girlfriend to cheat on him without any repercussions.
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal

“Luke cowell gets whipped by larna”

by Abcdrfhajakxjcnncm October 19, 2021

luke

Meaning- to rub another person's earlobes

Will you luke me?

by katielammerslukemcniven April 20, 2023

Doing a luke

When you let someone smear poo all over carpets and floors in your own or someone else's house

'That party was wild last night, can't believe that tall guy was Doing a Luke all over the new carpets and floors!'
'I heard he's known as the Brighton Bumda'

by JDeez26 October 10, 2019

Luke Marcella

Handsome 10 year old popular for his amazing YouTube and editing skills. He has signed up for a Methuen Pop warner. he currently attends at Great Rock Christian Academy.
He is currently the number one football prospect of the class of 2030

Luke Marcella is going to make it to the NFL one way or another

by NFL news July 25, 2023

Luke

This guy is something else he will be grumpy all day despite drinking all ur coffee. He hasn’t got laid since 2009. So needs some help in that area. He likes ski and drink whisky often at the same time. He never leaves the house with his backpack and cord trousers.
He also is super annoying and rage baits u and is just mean

Luke brooooo

by nessiedoglove August 31, 2025

Luke mcgivern

Asian with small willy

Oh boy I’m Luke mcgivern and I’m an Asian with a small willy

by Imaginedragonmyballsonyourface October 19, 2019

Luke

Name, noun or adjective

Luke is a person who is fucking clueless, doesn’t know what’s happening around him and is a pain in the ass. He simps for guys and dates girls who are like 12. In general great guy to be around but he’s proper fucked.

That guy is such a Luke. I.e he is clueless

by Anthony Stratford November 23, 2021