the 'human condition' 

The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".

"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."

the 'human condition' by Valsprok February 4, 2013

clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!

sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!

clumsy human encounter by michael foolsley November 14, 2011

reverse human centipede 

well unfortunately, you found this because you thought about it..... how would it even work?????

the human centipede was a messed up movie, could you imagine if someone had made a reverse human centipede where the outside persons butts are sewn together and then two people in the middle have their mouths sewn together...

reverse human centipede by ladlemush April 19, 2018

decent human being 

To be a person who acts with acceptable standard expected from other people. This assumes the person is not "decent" or not "human being".
Synonym with common sense.

Please, be a decent human being and not ruin other people's fun.

decent human being by orsos November 13, 2022

basically any human name

type any human name in the search bar and you will be greeted with some of the finest definitions you could ever come across on Urban Dictionary.

i got none ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i gotta put it here so yeah basically any human name

basically any human name by a first-year high school stude September 16, 2020

The human torch 

The sexual act of dipping a female's head in gasoline, lighting it on fire, proceeding to rape her and then cumming on her head to put out the fire.

"She bled on my dick, so I gave her the human torch!"

The human torch by Jack Mihof January 13, 2014

Orange Human Hater

People that hate orange humans in every way.

She would be hot if she wasn't an orange human. I am such an orange human hater, their skin, hair and complextion is so disgusting.

Orange Human Hater by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009