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jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome
by yrncudz August 10, 2017
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aftermath comeback

When you get into a argument and after it happens you come up with the perfect comeback.
AH! I should have said that! What a good aftermath comeback.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
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Black Comedy

(No I am not talking comedy by african-american comics) this kind of comedy is born from taboos and subject matter that crosses the line twice. See New York Post taunt that freight-trained Jared Fogle as social justice warriors and snowflakes along with NoBama got pissed when twitter were hashtagging Five Dollar Footlong as implying it's not exactly a sandwich. This kind of humor is the type that can invoke a fist fight when taunted by bullies as you can imply the jokes about genetic attraction, as in hindsight with a recent article showing up it's a bit 'grosser than gross' in hindsight. I employed this kind of humor when engaging Eric Hovind on Creation Science Evangelism back in 2014 where I made a grisly one implying that the megalodon shark was in the water with Noah's Floating Zoo and one of the animals fell in the water when the fin was breaking the surface of the water. Or you can also use the film Carnosaur to illustrate human-dinosaur co-existence really looks like as I coined this "The Corman Retort."
The author of Gulliver's Travels is one of the your examples of black comedy with the piece "A Modest Proposal" as he might had inspired Edgar Allan Poe with his satire output, Holden's Counterpart has tons of black comedy examples as the self-depreciation using the Italian slurs. The Fandom Writer was also my first approach with grim humor with dark horror elements.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Inverse Comedian

A self aware (in this case a potentially talented person in another endeavor) or very dim comedian that is such a lousy performer they elicit laughter towards them rather than the joke itself without realizing it. Rather, being laughed at instead of laughing with the audience.
Tony Stark: I'm pretty drunk wanna laugh at some 90s inverse comedians?
Captain America: Sure
Tony Stark: Pauly Shore or Rob Schneider?
Captain: I never saw Biodome, might as well get that out of the way.. but I need to go get something from my guy before we watch that one
by BtrSpdr May 25, 2018
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Slapstick Comedy

The act of hitting someone with a stick to entertain others.
Man, that slapstick comedy really left that guy in stitches.
by ThMaddHatter April 14, 2018
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Southeast Comeback

A football game where one team is beating the other by a large amount, but in the second half, the other team starts to come back only to lose by a touchdown or less.
“Did you see the football game last night? That was a close one!”
“Eh, they just had a Southeast Comeback”
by Gaberino December 17, 2018
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bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
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