A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.
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I knew her habit of smoking would kill her skin soon, so I got out my camera and calcified her face while I could.
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