alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

Alaska

Do you want to give Putin Alaska too?

Hym "Should we give him Alaska too? We're just giving shit away apparently. Does he want a back rub? 2 goats and part of Australia? Why don't we just give him some guns too? Trump's wife is from Russia we can give her back too! Let's just entirely reform the Soviet Union! Deal master! It's like a fire sail! Everything Russia used to have goes back to Russia."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025

Alaskan Clap of Fury

A singular clap of absolute power that can be done to cat or booty, feared by all who are not dominants of the night. It is commonley performed on a victim with a booty 2x their own size and is a singular clap that inflicts endless pleasure and brain damage including excessive drooling, twitching, and squirting.

That alaskan clap of fury i just pulled off blew her to mars.

by EBSpremium March 18, 2025