Zamboning

When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.

-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."

by jolomonomo1 March 12, 2014

Detroit Zamboni

After performing a bowel movement, the male character proceeds to drag the remains of the fecal matter along the backside of the female , much to her dismay.

after releasing an ungodly amount of fecal matter on his girlfriend, joe realized it was now time to clean it up with the detroit zamboni

by steve & mike & andrew & leo September 27, 2007

zombozsis

sketchy to the point of extreme fascination of subtle idiocyncratic items

<taken from an actual log file of two people in a state of zombozsis> i don't think zombies can eat other zombies ...right but what if they eat all the peoples brains does that leave one zombie without a brain to eat?
...you're the math wiz
lol

by meh December 18, 2003

zummo

When your computer or computer network has either crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Man my internet just zummoed!

by jcammeron June 26, 2008

Zimbo

A person from Zimbabwe.

1.Morgan Tsvangirai is a Zimbo
2. The Zimbo who jumped the border at Musina has been arrested.

by JodyBB August 17, 2017

zimbabwe zamboni

The sexual act of dragging your nutsack across a persons face, just like a zamboni does to the ice.

“I totally gave Tracy a Zimbabwe Zamboni last night! My nuts made her face so smooth!”

by Dixie Chicks on Dicks June 13, 2018

Zamboner

The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.

hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!

by Robert Derkach October 19, 2008