crack zooted

to be so f**ked up (by a illegal drug) that you cant see straight and have a incredible urge to dance

Me and my friends walked around staten island crack zooted after smoking that 20 piece

by Lil Chino January 02, 2009

zoot and toot

Using the bathroom whilst under the effects of marijuana.

John: Aye where's my nigga Timmy?
Steven: Timmy's taking a shit rn, my nigga's zooted !
Timmy: I'm good, I'm just taking a zoot and toot

by veJ eZaF March 03, 2018

Chinese Zoots

UK (London) slang for upper-end Chinese marijuana rolled in a joint. The term was popularised by UK rapper Dizzee Rascal in his song 'Stand up Tall.' The reason the word 'zoot' is used is because the joint is 'coned' or wider at one end. The marijuana is a considerably strong type.

'Never had the desire for Chinese Zoots' - Dizzee Rascal

by Dranicus August 01, 2010

zoot-conscious

When a person in a group of people smoking weed, is extremely aware of the joint being passed around. He/she will be scared that the zoot might not make it back to them for another toke or that the person smoking it might drop it. A zoot-conscious individual will go as far as reaching his/her arm out to take the zoot without being offered it or even being the next in line.

Harry: Hey, can I have the zoot
Amber: Mate, you are so zoot-conscious

by k-man1989 September 02, 2010

zoot chute

the vagina of a woman who has given birth to a child or children with birth defects or deformaties

Janet pooped another mutant out of her zoot chute this weekend.

by Budapest April 03, 2012

moderately zooted

insane feeling of highness

yo im moderately zooted

by moderatelyzootedcreator April 07, 2018

SCOOT AND ZOOT

When you're smoking weed while walking around in public

Damn, did you see him scoot and zoot right in front of the police station?

by Clarissa Fray December 03, 2017